She's a member of my church and I don't want her to see me lugging an economy sized box of extra thin, lubricated prophylactics.
There are certain things I just can’t do. And kissing another guy in a romantic context is one of those things.
I love Orlando but it’s kind of a peculiar city. For instance, stretch limos can often be seen idling in front of the local supermarket. It’s not the same one each time, either, as if a blue haired billionaire spinster stopped in to buy fancy cat food. This morning it was a white one, long … Continue reading Taking the Limo to the Supermarket
Never have I seen such vigilance in the pursuit of truth as I have with middle school students who investigate the origin of gaseous passages emitted in their classroom.