We were young bucks ready to show off horns that were just long enough to lock with each other.
Birthday Visit to the Urologist
To celebrate my sixtieth birthday, I went to my urologist. Do I know how to have a good time or what?
A New Ministry?
I like beautiful women but I found myself focusing mostly on her face and my burger while we talked.
I Wanted a Big Bike
Usually, I like my bike's parts to move in formation down the road in the same direction and not fly into a million different pieces.
Lucy
I’m a little embarrassed to admit this, but when I'm on the motorcycle, I sort of feel like a knight riding through the land, especially when I’m on Lucy
Back Alley Lovers
I thought that skinny guy was the luckiest, most undeserving person in the whole world to have her for a girlfriend, plus he had a car in which to kiss her.
Underwear and Bikinis
She was wearing a leopard skin bikini, with a sheer covering that only came down to her waist. She kept pulling at the lacy bottoms to keep them from riding up.
A Member of the Intellectually Elite
I may be one of the intellectually elite, but that doesn't mean I can make a sandwich at the deli.
Thank You For Your Service
At the polls, we tried to serve the people quickly and keep the line moving. Yet as fast as we worked, we still connected with people as we assisted them in exercising their right to vote.
Bullies in a Civilized Society
Most of the thousands of people who came through the line were quite pleasant but there were a handful who were hostile. One fellow yelled at a coordinator because he didn’t like her tone. Another actually slapped an attendant in her face with his ballot.
Quick Drawl 